Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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