this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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