So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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