we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Is Oprah even human
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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