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• (407): View more from Florida

  i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I wish i was in the wii world.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.

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• (661): View more from California

  fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.

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• (415): View more from California

  You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.

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