I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize