you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Randomize