the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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