redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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