Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E