At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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