Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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