You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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