I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
try to milk me bitch
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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