i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
kristin has been a bad kristin
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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