new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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