just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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