Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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