We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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