Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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