I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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