I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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