Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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