I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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