So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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