Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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