Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You coming home soon, man?
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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