I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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