u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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