Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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