I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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