After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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