I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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