I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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