We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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