so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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