I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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