she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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