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• (310): View more from California

  I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble

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  Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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• (949): View more from California

  I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.

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• (716): View more from New York

  40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!

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