dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them