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(502): View more from Kentucky

Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!

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(502): Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER! http://tfl.nu/qf7o

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(850): View more from Florida

So are we goin out tonight?

(315): View more from New York

Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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And that was fun, wasn't it?

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(850): So are we goin out tonight? (315): Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night... (850): And that was fun, wasn't it? http://tfl.nu/s8z3

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(214): View more from Texas

I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.

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(214): I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina. http://tfl.nu/q4iw

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(706): View more from Georgia

lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.

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(706): lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand. http://tfl.nu/av0q

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(234): View more from Ohio

If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.

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(234): If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again. http://tfl.nu/4l5p

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.

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Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.

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(919): I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process. (1-919): Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop. http://tfl.nu/dsex

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(501): View more from Arkansas

It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.

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(501): It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool. http://tfl.nu/crm3

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(812): View more from Indiana

Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.

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(812): Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand. http://tfl.nu/f9hd

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(573): View more from Missouri

I had him autograph the condom wrapper.

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(573): I had him autograph the condom wrapper. http://tfl.nu/xdb0

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(775): View more from Nevada

He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face

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(775): He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face http://tfl.nu/ksnb

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(602): View more from Arizona

I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am

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(602): I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am http://tfl.nu/mg4n

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that

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(774): He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that http://tfl.nu/j7eg

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(305): View more from Florida

I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.

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(305): I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob. http://tfl.nu/2wm2

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.

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(781): Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios. http://tfl.nu/bgm6

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(416): View more from Toronto

5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt

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(416): 5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt http://tfl.nu/29z0

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