Pregnant stripper...not hot.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting