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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(703): I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you? http://tfl.nu/lfio

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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like

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(480): She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like http://tfl.nu/mlp3

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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..

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(630): Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.. http://tfl.nu/pq67

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(561): View more from Florida

Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.

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(561): Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad. http://tfl.nu/jajh

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.

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(519): It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band. http://tfl.nu/y1g3

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(518): View more from New York

our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.

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(518): our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here. http://tfl.nu/908w

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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(+44): Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk. http://tfl.nu/h6fl

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(716): View more from New York

So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef

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(716): So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef http://tfl.nu/t05x

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(704): View more from North Carolina

ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt

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(704): ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt http://tfl.nu/lv1t

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(702): View more from Nevada

I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.

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What's an angry pirate?

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You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.

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(702): I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again. (712): What's an angry pirate? (702): You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever. http://tfl.nu/pzvl

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(850): View more from Florida

That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.

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(850): That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving. http://tfl.nu/fvqq

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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen

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(720): I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen http://tfl.nu/240v

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(248): View more from Michigan

i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager

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(248): i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager http://tfl.nu/jncg

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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.

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(727): Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high. http://tfl.nu/hvl4

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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning

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(415): If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning http://tfl.nu/qp15

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