dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.