I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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