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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

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  yea

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  turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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• (650): View more from California

  I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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• (585): View more from New York

  It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?

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• (646): View more from New York

  he was definitely tindering while i gave him head

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me

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