is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
that's an acceptable place to lick
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.