So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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