There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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