we're blogging at a bar
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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