Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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