Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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