you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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