no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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