He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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