absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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