I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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