If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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