I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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