'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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