I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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