this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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