yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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