Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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